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Okay who decided to use the lady with a "screwdriver" in her ear as the main image?

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@webgenie: same person who decided to remove the voting buttons on "featured" deals.

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And why is she smiling? Does she think puncturing an ear drum is amusing? Same woman probably walks around the house in her robe with Q-Tips sticking out of her ears.

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I guess she's injecting either bacon or coffee into her ear.

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Can't we at least have the guy from the commercial who jams the Q-tip into his ear, shouts "OW!" and then gives the Q-tip a dirty look?

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@webgenie: I bet it made you click the link to see what kind of torture device that is. It did for me.

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she has a screw loose and she tighting it back up come on people.

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The BrainBlender, by Ronco!

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This is step two of the two step process they use to turn a woman with brown hair into a real blond. Step one is to bleach her hair blond and step two is to suck half of her brains out with this vacuum inserted in her ear. The test to confirm it has worked is to see if she thinks it really can suck wax out of her ears too.

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@tms10000: I was literally just thinking this! lol

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@webgenie: That screwdriver in the ear is to prevent this from happening:

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@bsmith1: YAY! You win the Internets! I hereby award you 10 Bonus Points!

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she is vacuuming out the bacon and coffee that has clogged her ears over the years.

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@luvche21: I think Scott Walker uses that!

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Silly consumers, this woman is using the latest technology to hear messages from her bacon. The best part is that the entire operation is powered by leftover coffee. I ordered one for myself and one for my wife.