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This meme needs to die.

The meme itself is tired and old.
Chuck Norris now actually has a big head over it.
Chuck Norris is using the newly rejuvenated interest in himself as a platform to spew nonsense.

http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1005/norris_gun_lovers_must_vote.html
http://www.thewestsidestory.net/article/Politics/Political_Mud/The_Greatest_Obstacle_to_Border_Enforcement_Part_3_by_Chuck_Norris/20216
http://www.ktiv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12548414

This man has no business in politics or policy making. He's being flung into the spotlight, not like Jesse Ventura, who was an action hero who happened to have a head on his shoulders, and wrote a few books and got noticed, but by this stupid meme propagated by teenaged boys.

This meme needs to die.

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Chuck Norris will fight you any time of the day. Except when "The View" is on.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Chuck Norris was once struck by a van, and miraculously revived at the hospital. His family sued the hospital.

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The whole Chuck Norris thing would be so bad is the man himself wasn't such overbearing Jesus freak. Have seen an interview with him since this thing happened? Oy!

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I only have THREE words: "Walker Texas Ranger"

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I only have THREE words: "WALKER TEXAS RANGER"!!!!!!

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The National Weather Service once mistakenly issued a Volcano Warning in response to Chuck Norris flushing his toilet.

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Underneath Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, it's another fist.
Chuck Norris was actually at the birth of Christ with the 3 wise men. The wise men gave him gold, frankincense and myrrh - items he never used. Chuck gave Jesus a beard and he wore that beard to the day he died.

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Chuck Norris said I should get the book for free because I am a wootaholic.