dealsthe big lebowski kit: the dude abides (running…

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by loubriccant
added 9 months ago

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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

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. . . STAY OUTTA MALIBU DEADBEAT!!

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@#!* it, Dude, let's go bowling.

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Nice kit, it'll really tie my room together.

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@grsgrass: this agression will not stand, man

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•Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy sht with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fcking trigger till it goes "click".
•The Dude: Jesus.
•Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.
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I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sht don't fcking roll ON SHABBOS!

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SHUT THE F*CK UP, DONNY!

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Great. Went to order this and ended up getting 50.00 worth of (mod edit: profanity) from Amazon. Thanks a lot!

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well they can f%$&*#@ unpost it!

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You have to supply your own copy of the movie? Why isn't it be included in a "kit" so you can immerse yourself totally into the Dude for the first time?

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Is the DVD in there too?

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Like how they make sure we know it's a 'rubber' toe.