Survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse for $25
You're a smart shopper. That explains why there's always a legion of reanimated undead corpses lining up for a taste of your delicious brains.
Our good friends at Zombie Defense Solutions haven't yet found a way to cure those poor souls, rotting away as they shamble down the bloodstained streets. But they have compiled a survival kit containing everything that you'll need to avoid an unpleasant death.
The Zombie Defense Solutions: 3-Day Survival Kit contains:
Food: A 3600 calorie energy bar, ensuring 3 days of adequate nutrition.
Water: Six durable 4.227 fl oz pouches for hydration.
Lighting: A box of waterproof matches and three 6" lightsticks (last 12 hours each).
Warmth: An 84" x 52" mylar emergency blanket designed to retain 90% of body heat.
First Aid: An essential set of supplies (bandages, gauze, alcohol prep pads, wet naps, antibiotic ointment)
Tools: Emergency hammer and nylon survival bracelet (unwinds to 10ft)
Use the coupon code "woot25" at checkout for your discount.

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