dealsfree range chicken poop lip balm for $2.50

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by axe
added a year ago

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The perfect way to tell someone they're full of, um, stuff. Thanks for the laugh.

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I need to order a couple of cases of this for the White House. At least we could smell them coming before they rob us, and the fact that they are full of s*%# would no longer just be an opinion.......

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I'm planning my Christmas White Elephant contributions with every letter typed. Nice find!

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WOAH! Estimated shipping on 1 tube of Chicken Poop Lip Balm is $8.82!!!

I might have to find this locally if it's going to make it into the White Elephant pile.

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How is it free? Not getting the free part in the title...

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The chickens are free range which means they are not caged in and are allowed to walk around.

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@boatjob....yeah that sounds great..lets direct them to all of the GOP...they're already so full of...poop...that they should be used to the stuff!

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@crazyusmarine: It's called "Free range". I guess that refers to the chickens? Not sure.

Honestly though, is anybody gonna buy this? $2.50 plus crazy shipping?

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I got a tube of this for Christmas last year, as part of a White Elephant gift. It has a very nice and mild lemon and herb scent to it, and while it's not as long lasting as Chapstick brand lip balm, it's pretty decent. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that there is no actual chicken poo in it.

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My shipping estimate came to $10.60 - Seems a little steep, just sayin'

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I bought this stuff off the counter in a small gas station somewhere in Kansas a few years ago... gave it to my sister as a joke... but I guess it works pretty good... LOL

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I have seen this at Tractor Supply, if you prefer to try and find it locally. http://www.tractorsupply.com
A free range chicken in theory would be allowed to roam around outside rather than be caged 24/7. Simply marketing in this case, since no chicken or poop is really involved AFAIK.

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If you click on the image of the lip balm you get a really huge picture of an egg basket.
You also don't want to miss the dried meal worms. Yummm
http://www.meyerhatchery.com/get_item_hht3.htm

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A nice change of pace from the plethora of bacon products.

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In for... wait, what?

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$9 for shipping a tube of lip balm is not a deal in my book.

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I bought a tube at Academy Sporting Goods. Not bad stuff, has kind of a lavender scent. I just use it to mess with people.

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I agree, kill the bacon products and lets focus on chicken poop.

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@tczuba: The GOP is not currently in the White House. Just sayin'...

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I got my first tube of this a few years ago and it's still my favorite balm - it's really good stuff, especially in Winter. I recently got more, maybe my 6th tube or so. (And of course, it doesn't actually contain chicken or any kind of poop.)