Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm for $2.50
The Name Chicken Poop comes from Jamie's goofy grandpa replying to her complaint of having dry lips. He'd say, "I know how to fix those dry lips, I'll rub some chicken poop on 'em so you won't be lickin' 'em. Brilliant, don't you think?
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NO CHICKEN POOP! 100% Pure, Soy, Jojoba, Sweet Orange, Lavender, Bees Wax.
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The perfect way to tell someone they're full of, um, stuff. Thanks for the laugh.
I need to order a couple of cases of this for the White House. At least we could smell them coming before they rob us, and the fact that they are full of s*%# would no longer just be an opinion.......
I'm planning my Christmas White Elephant contributions with every letter typed. Nice find!
WOAH! Estimated shipping on 1 tube of Chicken Poop Lip Balm is $8.82!!!
I might have to find this locally if it's going to make it into the White Elephant pile.
How is it free? Not getting the free part in the title...
The chickens are free range which means they are not caged in and are allowed to walk around.
@boatjob....yeah that sounds great..lets direct them to all of the GOP...they're already so full of...poop...that they should be used to the stuff!
@crazyusmarine: It's called "Free range". I guess that refers to the chickens? Not sure.
Honestly though, is anybody gonna buy this? $2.50 plus crazy shipping?
I got a tube of this for Christmas last year, as part of a White Elephant gift. It has a very nice and mild lemon and herb scent to it, and while it's not as long lasting as Chapstick brand lip balm, it's pretty decent. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that there is no actual chicken poo in it.
My shipping estimate came to $10.60 - Seems a little steep, just sayin'
I bought this stuff off the counter in a small gas station somewhere in Kansas a few years ago... gave it to my sister as a joke... but I guess it works pretty good... LOL
Ummmm... no.
I have seen this at Tractor Supply, if you prefer to try and find it locally. http://www.tractorsupply.com
A free range chicken in theory would be allowed to roam around outside rather than be caged 24/7. Simply marketing in this case, since no chicken or poop is really involved AFAIK.
If you click on the image of the lip balm you get a really huge picture of an egg basket.
You also don't want to miss the dried meal worms. Yummm
http://www.meyerhatchery.com/get_item_hht3.htm
A nice change of pace from the plethora of bacon products.
@ddeuddeg: agreed!
In for... wait, what?
$9 for shipping a tube of lip balm is not a deal in my book.
I bought a tube at Academy Sporting Goods. Not bad stuff, has kind of a lavender scent. I just use it to mess with people.
I agree, kill the bacon products and lets focus on chicken poop.
@tczuba: The GOP is not currently in the White House. Just sayin'...
I got my first tube of this a few years ago and it's still my favorite balm - it's really good stuff, especially in Winter. I recently got more, maybe my 6th tube or so. (And of course, it doesn't actually contain chicken or any kind of poop.)
I'm forbidden...

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