Lava Faceless LED Stainless Steel Digital Watch (Choice of Red LED or Blue LED) for $9.99 + free shipping
Let's face it, the watch has become so boring. What with all the same arms, numbers and cogs for the last who knows how many hundred years. Here is your chance to modernize, to join the alien race of super beings who will inevitably arrive on Earth with the intent of harvesting our bodies for food or energy, and who will probably wear watches just like this one. You might have a chance at survival if you are wearing this watch, so you might as well pick one up. Or two.