I used to be able to grow a beard like you. Until I took an arrow to the face. This Elder Scrolls Nord Beard will have you looking wise as an old man. Or at least wise as a Nord traveling the land of Skyrim.
It will also keep you warm in cold weather. Chicks dig beards. Especially long flowing Nord beards.
•Can't grow a beard? No problem. Wear this.
•Officially licensed Skyrim apparel
•One size fits most: 20"-25" circumference (stretchy)
•Materials: 100% acrylic
•Machine washable, light, cold water
Similar item costs $28 on Amazon.