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Ferret Beret

Ferret Beret for $1.76

Is your Ferret cold and lacking style? Not anymore.
The latest in French Ferret style by Marshall, renowned Ferret fashionista.

@ amazon.com

by cmendes
added a year ago

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lol This reminds me of Kitten Mittens!

wootfast
a year ago

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Will this fit a chinchilla?

trendkill7577
a year ago

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Kitten mittens!!!! Right on!

This is just plain funny.

bellavampyre
a year ago

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Says $5.99 now. It's still funny.

okbye
a year ago

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This is worse than those morons who put sweaters on their dogs...

kevskoolkars
a year ago

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Not really. The Ferret Parrot is much worse...if you've ever crossed paths with a ferret wearing an eye patch you understand...

incarhodes
a year ago

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The only morons are those that can't understand that little dogs who don't have much hair, do a lot better with a sweater on a cold day.

Do Ferrets put up with the Barret for very long?

sheltielover
a year ago

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Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds

HOW!?

acebandage
a year ago

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@acebandage it comes with a ferret.

wootfast
a year ago

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Rhyme fail!

kylemittskus
a year ago

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@wootfast That's what she said!

systemjinx
a year ago

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Damn it, I'd would've bought several if it came in camouflage.

mexhustler
a year ago

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You really have to love the touch of the corrupted product image.

drwurm
a year ago

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Is this the kind you'd find in a secondhand store?

emilyb0902
a year ago

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@sheltielover: No. A ferret will just pull this off and go stash it in a hidey hole. Where they've already stashed your keys, cell phone, wallet, etc.

klutzyruth
a year ago

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@emilyb0902: It's obviously blue, not raspberry. Unless it's blue raspberry. Wait....

mgherter
a year ago

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@sheltielover: You one of them? You need to be punished. Something tells me hairless & short hair dogs have done fine the past million plus years, survived the ice age & made it this far without any sweater vest! You think they need your help now? NO! It's a animal, not a human, treat it like one!

kevskoolkars
a year ago

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Berets are for the French and art school drop-outs. I think we can all agree how we feel about the French and art school drop-outs. Heard of freedom fries? Behold! The freedom ferrets!
http://www.smallanimalchannel.com/images/ferrets-magazine/product-spotlight/2009/freedom-for-ferrets-cal-bg.jpg

bsmith1
a year ago

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Could it also work as a Jimmy Cap?

screndan
a year ago

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@kevskoolkars: You mean we should eat them? That's generally how I treat animals. I eat them. Except gross ones- or scrawny ones. Not pets, of course, but then I don't treat them like animals- I treat them like pets.

And... millions of years? Really? When was the last time paleontologists dug up a fossil of one of these guys? Oh that's right- most of them didn't exist even a thousand years ago. Know why? We BRED them. Natural selection had little to do with the majority of domestic dogs today. They were bred to live with humans, and they've benefitted from human care for too long to be particularly successful in the wild.

Also, how exactly do sweaters harm dogs? Do they make them look silly? Perhaps that hurts their self-esteem. Their dignity is in shambles! Wait, do dogs even have dignity? Or self-esteem? It's a good thing we have pet psychics like you to set us straight!

pasquirlio
a year ago

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