Ahhh! Look out! It's a bottle opener! You've never heard anyone scream that before and why would you? Before now, bottle openers have been in very unfearsome, unbear-like shapes. But now things are different. Now you can look towards the wall and say, "he is a friend, don't be afraid', and then prove it by raising a cold one to his mighty jaws and letting him eviscerate the cap that was keeping you from your frosty beverage.