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Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever (9781592404650… for $13

Mar 10, 2012 2:06 AM

November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified)....

Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:

? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder

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Please, Chuck Norris and Mr. T aren't rivals. It only seems so because every time they're together, the building they're is destroyed within minutes of the two walking in. This destruction is often thought to be because of some awesome battle between the two, but the reality is that when together, no building can contain the awesomeness/power/manliness of them together in one enclosed area.

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Wonder what would happen if Chuck Norris and Mr. T had lunch with The Most Interesting Man In The World?

mtm2 mtm2
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@mtm2: Those 3 would never have lunch together because lunch is for wimps.

justabandnerd justabandnerd
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@justabandnerd: No, you're thinking of brunch. Lunch is a manly meal, same as breakfast.

gnuman gnuman
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@captainsuperdawg: you're too funny

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