Shark w/ Frickin' Laser Beam Prototype Schematic T-shirt (pre-order) for $17.99
$17.99 - $20.99
Shark week. You got your hydraulic jaws (robot shark!) for the bite force simulation. You got your shark-attack victims telling their stories along with dramatic recreation. You got your Mythbusters in wetsuits. And though we enjoy all these things, we'd like it even better if there were just a bit... more. More what, specifically? MOAR LASERS. Diver in a shark cage with a great white coming right at him? Dramatic. Diver in a shark cage with a laser-equipped great white coming at him? Epic.
Note: These shirts are not in stock. They're scheduled to arrive at our warehouse August 20th. Order your shirt today; it ships next week.
"All I want is a frickin' rotating char!"
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
As awesome as this shirt is, its frickin' $18 + shipping.
People seem to be complaining about woot lately, but you can't argue with $12/free shipping.
This preorder is about 10 years too late.
@xxmerlinxx: No way.... Something to look forward to.... I'm in for one...

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