"I Love Parties" T-Shirt for $12 + free shipping
On the first day God created the party. This party was lame because the venue was crap. On the second day God created the Heavens and then started up the party again. It was better, but the turnout was crap. On the third day God created man, and the party was kickin’.
It was, however, a sausage party, so on the fourth day God created women and didn’t charge them at the door. For six days and six nights the party raged. On the seventh day God was ready to rest, so he created the Earth and said, “Everybody get the f*ck out of my house.”
lol, i thought it said I love panties... geeze... long day already... ?

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