Haven't gotten that Bag of Crap yet? Well CHEW ON THIS.
From the product description:
"Because it's more than just plain crap... it's crapulous! The perfect gum for people with a bad taste in their mouth.
Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Cinnamon flavor. 8 pieces."
Free shipping on orders over $15 (if you feel like buying 23 packs).