Chewbacca, how we love thee. You are tall, hairy, speak in growls and whines -- just like the guy that lives in our server room. And also like the dude in our server room, there is no one we'd rather have around when the computers start fighting each other (read up on the specs of the Millennium Falcon, then you'll understand). And what better way to celebrate our love for Chewie, than making a bathrobe that lets you wear him.
The first thing you'll notice when you slip into this robe is how soft and comfortable it is: like slipping into a freshly slaughtered Tauntaun (but without the smell). But really, the Chewbacca Robe is just what every Jedi needs to keep warm after a shower or on a lazy weekend. And if you are really sick, you can always pretend you've hunted and stuffed Ewoks and sewed them into a robe. 'Cause everyone knows they should have been Wookiees, too. Chewie rules!