1 Qt. of poop for $19.95 + $9.95 shipping
Is it real poop?
Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up [poop], and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of [poop] they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.
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In spite of the smell, is it safe to assume the grass would like it if it was dumped in someone's yard?
I could so use this right about now. I've a former landlord who's been literally begging for this delivery.
Does it ship in a brown paper bag? And if so, is there a shipping option where the delivery guy lights it on fire, rings the doorbell, and skips away whistling the theme song from Andy Griffith?
Options appear to be cow, elephant, and gorilla. Personally I don't see the cow dung really being all that of a great deal, except for the fact it would be anonymously sent via the company. You want cow dung? I can get you cow dung in 4 hours(I could also get you a toe, nail polish included). On the other hand, elephant and gorilla dung, now that's what I'm talking about. While the price is a bit more, I'm sure the quality is just fantastic. Shipping options estimate about 2-3 after leaving facility, this will give said dung time to marinate in its own juices.
So weighing the options 1. Pay almost $20 to give dung to someone or 2. Use said money to purchase alcohol and just get drunk. Funny, but instead going with the alcohol.
@oo7slice After searching the limited website it says nothing about any of those things. But it does come in a plastic bag AND has a pretty wicked awesome business card in it...so you got that going for you!
My dog produces a lot of this for free!
I stumbled across this site a while back! Nice seeing they are still in business!
The poop ships in a air lock sealed back. So unless the person who receives the poop OPENS the bag, it will not smell or get anywhere.
While I guess all the meaning is in the sentiment of receiving a box full of various (mod edit: profanity), I can't chalk up $20 bucks to ship a package of feces to someone which will be thrown in the garbage as soon as the package is opened.
For close to free, you can package up some dog (mod: profanity edited) , and mail it to someone you don't like!
I can get you a 30 gallon trash barrel of giraffe and/or rhino poop. Let's say $10/gallon, you arrange for shipping.
I'm dead serious. I'm a former zookeeper and my wife still works at the zoo that I used to be a keeper at.
Not a deal for fake "poop".
LAME
Mac compatible?
@whowantsmanmeat: I agree! LAME!
What a crappy deal.
@neonmonster: You sir, have yourself a deal.
@neonmonster: They include a business card in the bag that says "You have been pooped on. Want to know by who? OVER"
The site says they have to open it to see the other side, which says "We'll never tell. www.poopsenders.com"
He called the (mod edit: profanity) POOP!
Well, the person has to open the bag to flip the card over. So although they probably won't, you pay for the possibility that they may. All sorts of (mod edit: profanity) becomes possible when a person tries to carefully handle a plastic bag of (mod edit: profanity) Plus girls have long nails...
"I am a Waste Management Technician."
"There are no documented cases of alligators found alive in sewers."
"Feces."
"The most pleasant sewers can be found in Paris, France."
I'd buy it, but I wouldn't know how to start giving a (mod edit: profanity)
Would it be correct to refer to this "the fecal finger of fate?"
does this have to ship as hazmat?
Poopsenders is a scam. I recently tried to buy a gallon of gorilla poop he received nothing. Luckily, I filed a Paypal claim and got my money back. For those who are doing this for spiteful reasons, you'll be SOL with no way to verify as you can't ask someone you're truly trying to enact revenge on "hey...get a gallon of gorilla poop in the mail?"
Here is my story: http://saab92x.com/viewtopic.php?id=34773
@oo7slice: ROFL! I'd actually BUY it if that was the case!
@hoodis: 'I eat pieces of (mod: profanity edited) like you for breakfast!'
If you're that bent on spite or revenge, that you'd PAY $20 for something you could do in a bucket and mail yourself, then I pity you. Now, if you're just looking for exotic fertilizer for your tomatoes, then more power to you. How do you KNOW it's actually exoctic (mod: profanity edited) ? (mod: profanity edited) looks like (mod: profanity edited) .
Puts a whole new meaning on the Bag of Crap deals...
@tcayer: Actually elephant poop is very distinguishable. Dry and crumbly, like a ball of mud left to bake in the sun. Little bits of grass will still be stuck in there because elephants have a pretty slow digestive rate.
Fun Fact* In hard times elephants will actually pick the spare grass blades back out of their poo!
poopsenders is a scam
last year someone got this for me as part of our online secret santa thing. after sending a dozen emails by mid february my friend finally gave up on the elephant poop dream.
plus - it was exactly the same price, how is this a "deal"?
scam scam scam
looks (mod: profanity edited) .
:(
I bet the dumb asses who bought this also bought the $39.99 PS3... LMAO idiots...
mom?
If you want Poop, Save your money!! Come and get all you want from my yard. My dogs have been busy this winter!!!
Let's hope the folks at Woot! don't see this and get any ideas next time they send out their much coveted "Bags 'o Crap." Truth in advertising would take on a WHOLE new meaning...
@rufus323:
You eat pieces of (mod: profanity edited) for breakfast?
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I've ordered from dogdoo.com successfully twice... though it was years ago, and back when they sent real poo...
Want 1qt of poop for free? Eat at White Castle and wait 20 minutes.
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