Thought you could get away with ambling quietly down the sidewalk? Thought you could leave a package on the front porch? Thought you might retrieve a ball that was accidently tossed over the fence? Not in this neighborhood. Not when you’re under the beady-eyed laser gaze of the “Neighborhood Watch.” Oh, those ankles will be bitten. That yappy bark will not quit. So what, no actual crime occurred? Who cares? The dachshund patrol will still overreact, and the streets will be safer because of it. Show your support for law enforcement with this cool “Neighborhood Watch” t-shirt! This red 100% cotton tee features black lettering and images which remind friends that they’re under constant hyperactive ultra-protective miniature canine scrutiny. Get yours and fight crime today!