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HITACHI HV250R Magic Wand Massager Back to School Sale (ends Thursday)

HITACHI HV250R Magic Wand Massager Back to School Sale (ends Thursday) for $44.95 + free shipping

Sep 11, 2012 8:45 AM

Code: EMCNAJJ95

Not much needs to be said about this. Best massager in the world...you know, going back to school is very stressful...

@ newegg.com

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....is Newegg trying to advertise this in the sale to hint to nerds everywhere that this is the only way they're going to get any action this Back to School season?

myspaceisacult myspaceisacult
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@myspaceisacult: I think you are thinking of a fl3shlight. The Hitachi Magic Wand is, I understand, more for the co-ed student, the kind the joins a sorority.

stevek stevek
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@stevek, there are female nerds as well...

ajwasi ajwasi
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The magic wand works on everyone.

themcnasty themcnasty
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As a parent, I'd say that this is for the stressed-out moms who are happy to have the little ones finally out of the house again.

beelzebubba29 beelzebubba29
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keep a straight face. keep a straight face. keep a straight face.

scs03004 scs03004
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Haven't seen this lower than $44 since I got my g/f one at $39 last year from Newegg.

mfpmax mfpmax
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Best. "Massager". Ever. 'Nuff said.

planetsuze planetsuze

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