dealsunicorn farts bath gift by fortune cookie soap…

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I'm just trying to wrap my mind around an item that's made from unicorn farts. Do they smell better? Is there some sort of magic associated with them, such that they have special powers, or confer some mystical bonus on you? Besides getting clean, of course.

I know some people that would be REALLY entertained by this.

@faughtey, @1sparklyunicorn, @theoneill555, @lavikinga, and I'm sure I've left out a raft of people who need to at least see this goofy thing.

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I don't care what they smell like or what they cost. These are way too funny not to buy a handful for holiday gifts later this year.

And don't miss their video about "how long does the soap last."

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@shrdlu: I saw them. What I want to know is what do sparkly unicorns eat that not only makes them fart, but poop rainbows as well. Wonder if it's the same stuff that make mine pixie dust and flowers?

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@lavikinga: Ma'am, in your honor.

THWACK THWACK THWACK!

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@shrdlu: Hey, lady! That danged fish of yours is out of its tank again!

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I just blew through the entire "frivolous spending" budget for August, and I can't wait to get the parcel.

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That's false advertising, there are no unicorn farts listed in the ingredients.

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@matt1976: No it isn't. Nowhere does it say it's made with unicorn farts. It just says that it smells like them. :)

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My questions is Who has to bottle the Unicorn farts? Whats his Job Title? Master Unicorn Fart Bottle Extraordinaire? I wonder if the price goes up like gas... aww all these questions that go through my mind...

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it's probably not really unicorn farts -- I bet it's just truck driver farts... Now THAT would be an idea!

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So do boy unicorn farts smell better or worse than girl unicorn farts?

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I'm totally in for one of these and their sample pack. I think my bf is going to get a kick outta this. I love home made soaps so I figure for 13 bucks, I can try a bunch of them out! The combos and names sound awesome, so I'm hoping I'm not disappointed!

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A unicorn fart forms a complete, double rainbow, immediately after being dealt. What does it mean?

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I tried their last product, Unicorn Urine, and it was OK...